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Drama boi!
The way he throws his little head back when he REALLY MEANS IT, oh my goodness.
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Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking!
Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!
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leaveittotegan-deactivated20181 asked: Consider: crabs.... but with paws
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YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”
Also dogs are man-made to be loving towards us. We didn’t selectively breed cats the same as we did dogs. I’m 100% a dog person but with them it’s more of, “this tool that I use is also very cute and I’ve removed 96% of its ability to not love me” whereas with cats it’s more, “Ah yes, this is my roommate Craig. He’s very nice to me unless I ignore his wants and treat him like an asshole.”
Cats are the only animal that domesticated itself. The bond between cats and humans are on the cats’ terms, not ours.
i’ve been sick and depressed all weekend and my cat literally refused to leave my side
Finally, a cat appreciation post
Cats are the best
Omg …..
I can’t believe Jimmy’s Seafood murdered PETA
Jimmy’s Seafood jumping into the breach like
Jimmy’s Seafood fuckin snapped
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advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
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the holy grail
wrong
im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there
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OH MY &UCKING GOD!
Every time people’s ability to find the perfect recation pictures blows me out of the water. Which in this case would be very useful.
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I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die
For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.
Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:
- I won’t hesitate bitch
- Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
- Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
- Kermit the Frog jumps off building
- Fr e sh a voca do
- back at it again at Krispy Kreme
- There is only one thing worse than a rapist
- Club Jam (yes a really good book)
- At least the taco was free
- I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
- Grandma loves ping pong too much
- If your name is Junior
- Welcome to Target
- I’m just cooking pizza
- Cole Sprouse dress-up game
- On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
- Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
- Kid smacked by fly swatter
- Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
- Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)
- WE’RE BREAKING FREE
- SAIL
- I’m Squidward
- So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
- So no head? (breaking skateboard)
- Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)
- No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
- What the fuck, Richard
- Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)
- Bored as shiiiiii
- Liberian accent (plasma globe)
- New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
- Summertime sadness (chicken)
- More like hurricane TORTILLA
- I got an a-bor-tion
- All Around the World (TheJasminator)
- When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light
- Snake licks lollipop
- Accept yourself, love yourself
- Be whatever you wanna be
- Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)
- Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho
- Can I please get a waffle?
- Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
- Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
- Kevin, watch the light dude
- Horse meditation
- A girl a dream & a clothing hanger
- Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
- Helium balloons (floating car)
- Fireplace fairy
- I’m your freestyle dance teacher
- I can’t believe you’ve done this
- Which way the Quiznos is
- Impossible paper toss shot
- Hemtube (dancing with cat)
- I nurture my skin (Shaq)
- Why are you running
- Happy birthday?
- Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
- Farkle falling
- Fuck you (soda machine)
- Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
- Take On Me
- And now my sock is wet (water gun)
- All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
- When there’s too much drama at school
- Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
- What’s your name? (ouija board)
- Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
- Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
- Girl scared of convertible car
- Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
- Would you like the spider on your hand?
- Shopping cart crash
- We actually have the chip reader now
- I’M A GIRAFFE
- Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke
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Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
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Magic level 99999
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I like how half of these people reacting are drunk.
tag yourself I’m the guy with the rubiks cube that just starts screaming
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